Fair warning

You'll hate Squid if...

Marketers and Sales love Squid. But it isn't for everyone. Please read these warnings carefully before proceeding.

Totally serious FAQ

You've got questions. We kinda have answers.

Maybe.

Do I need a PhD in analytics to use Squid?

No. If you can read a sentence, you're overqualified. Squid says what's happening in plain English.

Is there a setup wizard with 47 steps?

One snippet. Two minutes. Zero wizards harmed.

Do I have to give you my firstborn to get started?

No firstborn required. We start you with free matches instead, which are much easier to ship.

What if I still use spreadsheets to track leads?

We respect tradition. CSV export is right there. We'll even fill it with names instead of session IDs.

I live dangerously. I like not knowing who's on my site. Is that okay?

Sure. Mystery is romantic. Revenue is better.

Will Squid make me more attractive to my sales team?

Dramatically. Handing people warm, named leads has that effect.

Don't be a hater.

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